top five most embarrassing breastfeeding moments

So I didn’t nurse Mary–I exclusively pumped for her. I didn’t expect this many embarrassing results of nursing Wesley. Partly, this is because I already have a toddler. Anyway, five embarrassing moments:

1. The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Ever Happened.

2. Mary, who is on a kick of greeting and saying goodbye to everything, shouting, “‘Bye, nipple!” in public every time Wesley is finished eating.

3. Wesley attempting to nurse from Father Scott during his baptism (Father Scott is so tall that Wesley was kind of nuzzling his navel through the priestly garments).

4. Wesley yanking my shirt down almost to MY navel during the recorded video session of the NIH child development experiment.

5. And last, but not least: Mary identifying the Sacred Heart of Jesus as a nipple. (Bonus points for sacrilegious embarrassment!)

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by liz on November 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    hahahahaha! i just about shit myself over “bye, nipple!”

    Reply

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