if you hear these phrases at your house…

…you have either a toddler or an insane person living with you:

“Please let go of my tongue!”

“Forks are for food, not for back-scratching.”

“Get your shoe out of the dishwasher, please.”

“What are you eating? A Cheerio from the floor? Oh, okay.”

“Don’t stuff your blocks into your diaper!”

“Yes, that is my belly button. No, it is not okay to put a piece of popcorn in it.”

In other news, Wesley had his 3-week checkup today (he is 3 weeks old tomorrow). He now weighs 10 pounds, 14 ounces (!) and is 22.5 inches long. He had the heel poke to test his PKU and he only cried for a minute. What a stoic.

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by liz on July 21, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    hahahahahaha! what if i say these things to myself…?

    Reply

  2. Posted by Nina on July 22, 2008 at 3:30 am

    I’m with Mary on forks–they’re excellent backscratchers. As long as you put them in the dishwasher next to your shoes when you’re done.

    Reply

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