I made chicken and dumplings for dinner tonight. You know, from scratch, all very delicious.
Mary, however, initially wasn’t impressed.
Mary: [poking a dumpling] What IS it?
Me: It’s a dumpling!
Mary: No, it isn’t.
Me: It is. Seriously.
Mary: Dumplings have things in the middle!
Me: Not always.
Mary: They do! They have–like–meat. And green onions. And there’s a sauce to dip them in and they’re all noodly outside.
Me: That’s one kind of dumpling. This is another kind.
Mary: [tasting it] Well, I don’t get it. This is just…the outside part. Lots and lots of the outside part.
Me: Well, you tasted it; you don’t have to eat anymore now.
Mary: Actually, can I have a lot of them? [holds out plate]




